TDN Stallions' Top Runners

Progeny PPs include the races contained in the TDN, plus selected additional maiden winners from around the U.S. and Europe.


Report for: Distorted Humor

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig
Date Name Age Sex Dam Dam Sire Distance Track Purse Race Gr. Finish Sales Click for
02/13/24 Global Humor 9 h In Bloom Discreet Cat 6F (AW) NC
NC - NEWCASTLE (Britain)
£9,600 Alw 1 $120,000 Ylg '16 KEEJAN; $130,000 RNA Ylg '16 KEESEP; 300,000gns 2yo '17 TATBRE; 15,000gns 4yo '19 TATFEB
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link KEEJAN
Pedigree Link TATBRE
Pedigree Link TATFEB
01/26/24 Quality Humor 5 g Candrea Trippi 1600M MEY
MEY - Meydan Racecourse (UAE/Dubai)
Dhs700,000 Firebreak S. (G3) 3 $35,000 RNA Ylg '20 KEESEP; $20,000 2yo '21 OBSOPN
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link OBSOPN
01/14/24 Panda Peak 3 f Iona Star Star Guitar 5 1/2F SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$37,000 S MCL ($50,000) 1 $45,000 RNA Ylg '22 KEEJAN Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
01/08/24 Askin for a Baskin 6 g Spirit of the Dawn Malibu Moon 6F MVR
MVR - Mahoning Valley Race Course (United States)
$25,900 Alw 1 $500,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Pedigree Link KEESEP
12/30/23 Durante 4 c Seahawk Girl Pioneerof the Nile 6F AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$150,000 Gravesend S. 3 $60,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL; $130,000 2yo '21 OBSMAR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
Pedigree Link OBSMAR
12/30/23 Tufani 3 f Windhoek Mineshaft 1M (T) FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$100,000 Pago Hop S. 1 $105,000 Wlg '20 KEENOV; $140,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEENOV
Pedigree Link KEESEP
12/29/23 Uninvited Guest 4 c Interrupted Broken Vow 1M OP
OP - Oaklawn Park (United States)
$141,000 AOC ($40,000) 1 $400,000 Ylg '20 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
12/23/23 Five Star General 7 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1 1/16M FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$100,000 Tenacious S. 1 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA; $110,000 6yo '22 FTDIGD Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link FTKHRA
12/06/23 J Rivers 2 f Don't Stop to Shop Unbridled's Song 6F (AW) TP
TP - Turfway Park (United States)
$70,000 Msw 1 $65,000 Ylg '22 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
12/02/23 Power Seeker 4 c Windhoek Mineshaft 7F AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$90,000 Alw 1 $100,000 Ylg '20 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
11/24/23 Colonel Vargo 3 g Ami's Mesa Sky Mesa 6F AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$90,000 Alw 1 $100,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
11/24/23 Durante 4 c Seahawk Girl Pioneerof the Nile 6F AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$200,000 Fall Highweight H. (G3) 2 $60,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL; $130,000 2yo '21 OBSMAR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
Pedigree Link OBSMAR
11/22/23 Laughing Boy 5 c Applauding Congrats 1M PEN
PEN - Penn National (United States)
$50,000 Chocolate Town S. (NBT) 1 $400,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP; $180,000 4yo '22 FTKHRA; $47,000 5yo '23 FTKHRA Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
11/18/23 Tufani 3 f Windhoek Mineshaft 1 1/16M (T) FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$54,000 AOC 1 $105,000 Wlg '20 KEENOV; $140,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEENOV
Pedigree Link KEESEP
11/07/23 Only Emotions 2 f Golden Ballad (Ire) Galileo (Ire) 1M (T) IND
IND - Indiana Downs (United States)
$34,000 Msw 1 Chart Link Chart
11/03/23 Five Star General 7 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1M DED
DED - Delta Downs (United States)
$100,000 Delta Mile S. 3 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA; $110,000 6yo '22 FTDIGD Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link FTKHRA
10/28/23 Deadpan 2 c Glamour and Style Dynaformer 1 1/16M (T) KEE
KEE - Keeneland (United States)
$100,000 Msw 1 $100,000 Ylg '22 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
10/27/23 Durante 4 c Seahawk Girl Pioneerof the Nile 6F BAQ
BAQ - Belmont at Aqueduct (United States)
$200,000 Bold Ruler S. (G3) 1 $60,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL; $130,000 2yo '21 OBSMAR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
Pedigree Link OBSMAR
10/27/23 Saint Pio 4 g Liberty Lady Bernardini 1M RP
RP - Remington Park (United States)
$35,000 Alw 1 Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
10/26/23 Judge Davis 4 c Mylitta Sky Mesa 5 1/2F (T) KEE
KEE - Keeneland (United States)
$110,000 Alw 1 $280,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
10/21/23 The Best Distance 5 c Voyelle Broken Vow 1M 70Y (AW) GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$51,000 AOC 1 $21,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
10/12/23 Better Humor Me 3 f Better You Than Me Bernardini 6F BAQ
BAQ - Belmont at Aqueduct (United States)
$75,000 S Msw 1 Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
10/01/23 Balladeer 4 c Golden Ballad (Ire) Galileo (Ire) 1 1/4M (T) SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$200,000 John Henry Turf Championship S. (G2) 1 $355,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
09/17/23 Shogun Be Fast 2 c Royale Paradise Unbridled's Song 6F CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$120,000 Msw 1 $180,000 Ylg '22 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
09/16/23 Durante 4 c Seahawk Girl Pioneerof the Nile 6 1/2F BAQ
BAQ - Belmont at Aqueduct (United States)
$102,000 AOC 1 $60,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL; $130,000 2yo '21 OBSMAR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
Pedigree Link OBSMAR
09/15/23 Cosmo 6 c Sky Glow Grand Slam 1 1/16M RP
RP - Remington Park (United States)
$35,000 Alw 1 $235,000 Wlg '17 KEENOV; $300,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEENOV
Pedigree Link KEESEP
09/09/23 Balladeer 4 c Golden Ballad (Ire) Galileo (Ire) 1 5/16M (T) KD
KD - Kentucky Downs (United States)
$170,000 AOC 1 $355,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
09/09/23 Santin 5 c Sentiero Italia Medaglia d'Oro 1 1/2M (T) KD
KD - Kentucky Downs (United States)
$1,700,000 FanDuel Kentucky Turf Cup S. (G2) 3 Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
08/27/23 Legal Catch 3 c Catch the Fire Kitten's Joy 7F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$73,520 Elgin S. 2 C$45,000 Ylg '21 CANSEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
08/26/23 Anarchist 4 c Vicarious Won Elusive Quality 7F DMR
DMR - Del Mar (United States)
$250,000 Pat O'Brien S. (G2) 1 $75,000 Ylg '20 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
08/26/23 Total Surprise 3 g Ambusher Stephen Got Even 1M CBY
CBY - Canterbury Park (United States)
$31,000 S Msw 1 Chart Link Chart
08/19/23 Durante 4 c Seahawk Girl Pioneerof the Nile 6F SAR
SAR - Saratoga (United States)
$149,500 Alw 1 $60,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL; $130,000 2yo '21 OBSMAR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
Pedigree Link OBSMAR
08/16/23 Ice Shard 3 c To the Morning More Than Ready 1M (T) HAW
HAW - Hawthorne (United States)
$38,000 Msw 1 $110,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
08/13/23 Five Star General 7 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1M EMD
EMD - Emerald Downs (United States)
$150,000 Longacres Mile S. 1 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA; $110,000 6yo '22 FTDIGD Chart Link Chart
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link FTKHRA
08/12/23 Attabe 3 f Zetta Z Bernardini 7F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$83,004 Msw 1 $85,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP; $200,000 RNA 2yo '22 OBSAPR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
08/12/23 Santin 5 c Sentiero Italia Medaglia d'Oro 1 1/4M (T) CNL
CNL - Colonial Downs (United States)
$1,000,000 Arlington Million S. (G1) 2 Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
08/04/23 Clouseau 3 c English Garden Bernardini 7F DMR
DMR - Del Mar (United States)
$175,000 Real Good Deal S. 3 $150,000 Ylg '21 FTCAYR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
08/03/23 Sambalover 2 c Generosidade (Uru) Nedawi (GB) 7 1/2F (T) IND
IND - Indiana Downs (United States)
$34,000 Msw 1 Chart Link Chart
08/02/23 Durante 4 c Seahawk Girl Pioneerof the Nile 6F PEN
PEN - Penn National (United States)
$28,000 Alw 1 $60,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL; $130,000 2yo '21 OBSMAR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
Pedigree Link OBSMAR
07/29/23 Anarchist 4 c Vicarious Won Elusive Quality 6F DMR
DMR - Del Mar (United States)
$400,000 Bing Crosby S. (G1) 2 $75,000 Ylg '20 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
07/27/23 That's Not Funny 4 g Alluring Squall Bernardini 1M (T) CBY
CBY - Canterbury Park (United States)
$28,500 AOC 1 Chart Link Chart
07/22/23 Calibrate 5 c Glamour and Style Dynaformer 1 1/8M MTH
MTH - Monmouth Park (United States)
$400,000 Monmouth Cup S. (G3) 3 $340,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
07/21/23 Momos
'TDN Rising Star'
5 c Inspeight of Us Speightstown 5 1/2F (T) CNL
CNL - Colonial Downs (United States)
$80,000 AOC 1 $75,000 Ylg '19 OBSWIN; $180,000 2yo '20 OBSMAR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link OBSWIN
Pedigree Link OBSMAR
07/15/23 Tufani 3 f Windhoek Mineshaft 1 1/16M (T) CNL
CNL - Colonial Downs (United States)
$125,000 Brookmeade S. 2 $105,000 Wlg '20 KEENOV; $140,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEENOV
Pedigree Link KEESEP
07/08/23 Five Star General 7 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1M 70Y IND
IND - Indiana Downs (United States)
$102,725 Michael G. Schaefer Memorial S. 2 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA; $110,000 6yo '22 FTDIGD Chart Link Chart
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link FTKHRA
07/02/23 She Slays 3 f Espiritu Ghostzapper 6F BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$75,000 S Msw 1 $105,000 Ylg '21 SARAUG Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
06/24/23 Tufani 3 f Windhoek Mineshaft 1M (T) LRL
LRL - Laurel (United States)
$55,200 Alw 1 $105,000 Wlg '20 KEENOV; $140,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEENOV
Pedigree Link KEESEP
06/16/23 Twisted Filigree 2 c Saturn Lace (Ire) Kodiac (GB) 5F (T) BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$75,000 S Msw 1 $47,000 RNA Wlg '21 FTNMIX; $125,000 Ylg '22 SARAUG Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
06/10/23 Anarchist 4 c Vicarious Won Elusive Quality 6 1/2F BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$250,000 True North S. (G2) 2 $75,000 Ylg '20 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
06/10/23 Calibrate 5 c Glamour and Style Dynaformer 1 1/2M BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$250,000 Brooklyn S. (G2) 2 $340,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
06/03/23 Balladeer 4 c Golden Ballad (Ire) Galileo (Ire) 1 1/8M (T) SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$63,000 Alw 1 $355,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
05/28/23 Clouseau 3 c English Garden Bernardini 1 1/8M (T) SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$150,000 Snow Chief S. presented by City National Bank 2 $150,000 Ylg '21 FTCAYR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
05/25/23 Magic Mule 6 g Conflate Bernardini 6F PIM
PIM - Pimlico (United States)
$55,920 Alw 1 Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
05/24/23 Tufani 3 f Windhoek Mineshaft 1M 70Y (T) DEL
DEL - Delaware Park (United States)
$38,000 Msw 1 $105,000 Wlg '20 KEENOV; $140,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEENOV
Pedigree Link KEESEP
05/20/23 A Game 4 f Cautious Dreams Bernardini 7F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$82,227 AOC 1 $115,000 Wlg '19 KEENOV; 120,000gns RNA Ylg '20 TATOCT Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEENOV
Pedigree Link TATOCT
05/20/23 Attabe 3 f Zetta Z Bernardini 7F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$74,078 Ruling Angel S. Presented by Ketel One 3 $85,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP; $200,000 RNA 2yo '22 OBSAPR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
05/14/23 Anarchist 4 c Vicarious Won Elusive Quality 6F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$110,633 Jacques Cartier S. (G3) 1 $75,000 Ylg '20 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
05/06/23 Seau 9 h Supercharger A.P. Indy 5F EVD
EVD - Evangeline Downs (United States)
$33,000 AOC ($30,000) 1 $275,000 RNA Ylg '15 KEESEP; $375,000 2yo '16 OBSOPN Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link OBSOPN
05/05/23 Clouseau 3 c English Garden Bernardini 1M SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$63,000 S AOC 1 $150,000 Ylg '21 FTCAYR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
04/23/23 Makar 3 c Katama Medaglia d'Oro 6F AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$43,000 S MCL ($40,000) 1 $130,000 RNA 2yo '22 OBSAPR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
04/22/23 Anarchist 4 c Vicarious Won Elusive Quality 6 1/2F SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$100,000 Kona Gold S. (G3) 2 $75,000 Ylg '20 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
04/19/23 Seau 9 h Supercharger A.P. Indy 5 1/2F EVD
EVD - Evangeline Downs (United States)
$33,000 AOC 1 $275,000 RNA Ylg '15 KEESEP; $375,000 2yo '16 OBSOPN Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link OBSOPN
04/08/23 Clouseau 3 c English Garden Bernardini 6 1/2F SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$150,000 Echo Eddie S. 3 $150,000 Ylg '21 FTCAYR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
04/08/23 Five Star General 7 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1M EVD
EVD - Evangeline Downs (United States)
$100,000 Evangeline Mile S. 1 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA; $110,000 6yo '22 FTDIGD Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link FTKHRA
04/02/23 Calibrate 5 c Glamour and Style Dynaformer 1 1/2M OP
OP - Oaklawn Park (United States)
$150,000 Temperence Hill S. 1 $340,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
03/25/23 Funny Uncle 3 c Night Owl Animal Kingdom 1M 70Y HOU
HOU - Sam Houston (United States)
$100,000 Texas Thoroughbred Association Derby 3 $65,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP; $65,000 RNA 2yo '22 TTAAPR Chart Link Chart
Pedigree Link KEESEP
03/15/23 Happy Bee 6 f Flying Colors (Ire) Teofilo (Ire) 1M MVR
MVR - Mahoning Valley Race Course (United States)
$27,500 AOC 1 $6,000 3yo '20 KEENOV Chart Link Chart
Pedigree Link KEENOV
03/05/23 Anarchist 4 c Vicarious Won Elusive Quality 6 1/2F (T) SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$100,000 San Simeon S. (G3) 2 $75,000 Ylg '20 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
02/12/23 Parody 3 f Rockster Super Saver 5 1/2F OP
OP - Oaklawn Park (United States)
$104,000 Alw 1 $235,000 RNA Ylg '21 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
02/10/23 Seau 9 h Supercharger A.P. Indy 6 1/2F DED
DED - Delta Downs (United States)
$37,000 AOC ($30,000) 1 $275,000 RNA Ylg '15 KEESEP; $375,000 2yo '16 OBSOPN Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link OBSOPN
02/06/23 Happy Bee 6 f Flying Colors (Ire) Teofilo (Ire) 1M MVR
MVR - Mahoning Valley Race Course (United States)
$26,400 Alw 1 $6,000 3yo '20 KEENOV Chart Link Chart
Pedigree Link KEENOV
02/04/23 Funny Uncle 3 c Night Owl Animal Kingdom 1M OP
OP - Oaklawn Park (United States)
$90,000 Msw 1 $65,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP; $65,000 RNA 2yo '22 TTAAPR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
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