TDN Progeny PPs

Progeny PPs include the races contained in the TDN, plus selected additional maiden winners from around the U.S. and Europe.


Report for: Distorted Humor

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig
Date Name Age Sex Dam Dam Sire Distance Track Purse Race Gr. Finish Sales Click for
11/11/20 Locally Owned 4 c Fiftyshadesofhay Pulpit 1 1/16M CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$89,000 AOC 1 $250,000 Ylg '17 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
11/07/20 Via Egnatia 6 h Honest Lady Seattle Slew 1M (T) DMR
DMR - Del Mar (United States)
$59,000 AOC ($40,000) 1 $45,000 4yo '18 KEENOV  Chart
 Video
 KEENOV
10/24/20 Joe Frazier 2 c Third Dawn Sky Mesa 6F KEE
KEE - Keeneland (United States)
$42,000 MCL ($150,000) 1  Chart
 Video
10/23/20 Painting 4 f Handpainted A.P. Indy 6 1/2F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$76,115 Sweet Briar Too S. 3  Chart
 Video
10/17/20 Comic 4 f Miss Super Quick Rock Hard Ten 6F RP
RP - Remington Park (United States)
$29,000 Msw 1  Chart
 Video
10/11/20 Momos
'TDN Rising Star'
2 c Inspeight of Us Speightstown 6F (T) BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$100,000 Futurity S. (G3) 3 $75,000 Ylg '19 OBSWIN; $180,000 2yo '20 OBSMAR  Chart
 Video
 OBSWIN
 OBSMAR
10/11/20 Tacoflavoredkisses 2 c Sweetpollypurebrd Parading 1M (AW) GG
GG - Golden Gate Fields (United States)
$31,000 AOC 1 $33,000 Wlg '18 FTKNOV  Chart
 Video
 FTKNOV
 WANNOV
10/06/20 Kendalin 3 f Inclined to Dream Aptitude 1M TDN
TDN - Thistledown (United States)
$20,000 Msw 1 $130,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
10/05/20 Well Connected 3 c Bev's Summer Song Birdstone 6F IND
IND - Indiana Downs (United States)
$32,500 Alw 1 $80,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
10/03/20 Ebaiyra 3 f Ebiyza (Ire) Rock of Gibraltar (Ire) 2800M (T) LCH
LCH - LONGCHAMP (France)
€180,000 Qatar Prix de Royallieu (G1) 3
10/01/20 Five Star General 4 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1 1/16M HST
HST - Hastings Park (Canada)
$37,529 S. W. Randall Plate S. 3 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 FTKHRA
09/26/20 Painting 4 f Handpainted A.P. Indy 6F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$93,370 Ontario Fashion S. (G3) 1  Chart
 Video
09/26/20 Varda 2 m She'll Be Right Sky Mesa 1 1/16M SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$200,000 Chandelier S. (G2) 2 $100,000 Ylg '19 SARAUG; $700,000 2yo '20 OBSAPR  Chart
 Video
 SARAUG
 OBSAPR
09/24/20 Distorted Moon 3 c Remarkable Moon Lemon Drop Kid 1 1/16M CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$75,000 Msw 1 $185,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
09/20/20 Oak Hill 3 c Tabarin El Prado (Ire) 1M (T) CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$77,000 Alw 1 $65,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
09/19/20 Rockpaperscissors 2 f Rockcide Personal Flag 1M CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$75,000 Msw 1 $125,000 RNA Ylg '19 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
09/18/20 You're to Blame 6 h Bon Jovi Girl Malibu Moon 1 1/2M BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$80,000 Miner's Mark S. 2 $400,000 Ylg '15 KEESEP; $440,000 3yo '17 KEENOV  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 KEENOV
09/13/20 Like You 3 c Consecrate Pulpit 1M GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$47,000 AOC 1 $35,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP; $36,000 2yo '19 OBSMAR  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 OBSMAR
09/10/20 Five Star General 4 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1M EMD
EMD - Emerald Downs (United States)
$100,000 Longacres Mile H. (G3) 2 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA  Chart
 KEESEP
 FTKHRA
09/04/20 Tacoflavoredkisses 2 c Sweetpollypurebrd Parading 6F DMR
DMR - Del Mar (United States)
$100,000 I'm Smokin S. 3 $33,000 Wlg '18 FTKNOV  Chart
 Video
 FTKNOV
 WANNOV
09/02/20 Tomlin 4 f Belle of Perintown Dehere 5 1/2F CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$150,000 Unbridled Sidney S. 2 $200,000 Ylg '17 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
09/01/20 Ry's the Guy 4 c Sleepytime (Ire) Royal Academy 1 1/2M CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$115,900 Champions Day Marathon Overnight S. Presented by Thoroughbred Aftercare Alliance 1 $90,000 Ylg '17 FTKTUR  Chart
 Video
 FTKTUR
08/30/20 Varda 2 m She'll Be Right Sky Mesa 6F DMR
DMR - Del Mar (United States)
$55,000 Msw 1 $100,000 Ylg '19 SARAUG; $700,000 2yo '20 OBSAPR  Chart
 Video
 SARAUG
 OBSAPR
08/23/20 Ebaiyra 3 f Ebiyza (Ire) Rock of Gibraltar (Ire) 2500M (T) DEA
DEA - DEAUVILLE (France)
€90,000 Darley Prix de Pomone (G2) 1
08/16/20 Painting 4 f Handpainted A.P. Indy 7F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$94,209 Seaway S. (G3) 2  Chart
 Video
08/15/20 Calibrate 2 c Glamour and Style Dynaformer 6 1/2F SAR
SAR - Saratoga (United States)
$72,000 Msw 1 $340,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
08/13/20 Major Attraction 4 f Nothing to Declare Vindication 1M (T) AP
AP - Arlington Park (United States)
$27,000 Msw 1 $100,000 Ylg '17 KEEJAN; $425,000 Ylg '17 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEEJAN
 KEESEP
08/09/20 Secular Nation 5 h Adrina A.P. Indy 6F ALB
ALB - Albuquerque (United States)
$60,000 JR Malouff H. (NBT) 2 $50,000 Ylg '16 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
08/08/20 Tacoflavoredkisses 2 c Sweetpollypurebrd Parading 5 1/2F DMR
DMR - Del Mar (United States)
$55,000 S Msw 1 $33,000 Wlg '18 FTKNOV  Chart
 Video
 FTKNOV
 WANNOV
08/07/20 Momos
'TDN Rising Star'
2 c Inspeight of Us Speightstown 6F SAR
SAR - Saratoga (United States)
$150,000 Saratoga Special S. Presented by Miller Lite (G2) 3 $75,000 Ylg '19 OBSWIN; $180,000 2yo '20 OBSMAR  Chart
 Video
 OBSWIN
 OBSMAR
08/06/20 Five Star General 4 c Party of Interest Bernardini 6 1/2F HST
HST - Hastings Park (Canada)
$37,698 Lieutenant Governors' H. 3 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 FTKHRA
08/02/20 Salow 3 c Eve Giselle Five Star Day 1 1/8M (T) LS
LS - Lone Star Park (United States)
$41,300 Alw 1 $390,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP; $175,000 3yo '20 FTKHRA  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 FTKHRA
08/02/20 You're to Blame 6 h Bon Jovi Girl Malibu Moon 1 3/4M SAR
SAR - Saratoga (United States)
$100,000 Birdstone S. 2 $400,000 Ylg '15 KEESEP; $440,000 3yo '17 KEENOV  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 KEENOV
07/25/20 Highly Distorted 5 h Hightap Tapit 5F (T) DMR
DMR - Del Mar (United States)
$50,000 Msw 1 $150,000 Ylg '16 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
07/24/20 Tomlin 4 f Belle of Perintown Dehere 5F (T) DMR
DMR - Del Mar (United States)
$65,000 Daisycutter H. 3 $200,000 Ylg '17 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
07/19/20 Crystal Lake 4 f Lake Naivasha Empire Maker 1M (T) ELP
ELP - Ellis Park (United States)
$38,000 Alw 1  Chart
07/18/20 Momos
'TDN Rising Star'
2 c Inspeight of Us Speightstown 5 1/2F SAR
SAR - Saratoga (United States)
$72,000 Msw 1 $75,000 Ylg '19 OBSWIN; $180,000 2yo '20 OBSMAR  Chart
 Video
 OBSWIN
 OBSMAR
07/18/20 Oak Hill 3 c Tabarin El Prado (Ire) 1M (T) SAR
SAR - Saratoga (United States)
$72,000 Msw 1 $65,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
07/18/20 Painting 4 f Handpainted A.P. Indy 1 1/16M (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$92,035 Trillium S. (G3) 2  Chart
 Video
07/17/20 Too Early 3 c Morning Gallop Victory Gallop 1 1/8M SAR
SAR - Saratoga (United States)
$62,000 S Msw 1 $72,000 RNA Ylg '18 SARAUG  Chart
 Video
 SARAUG
07/15/20 Urban Fairytale 3 f Fairytale Ending (Ire) Galileo (Ire) 1M (T) CBY
CBY - Canterbury Park (United States)
$50,000 Northbound Pride Oaks 2 $250,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
07/14/20 Tohui 4 c Rosee Is Cozee Cozzene 5F (T) IND
IND - Indiana Downs (United States)
$32,500 AOC 1 $95,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $95,000 RNA Ylg '17 FTKOCT  Chart
 KEESEP
 FTKOCT
07/04/20 Cosmo 3 c Sky Glow Grand Slam 1 1/8M LRC
LRC - Los Alamitos (United States)
$150,000 Los Alamitos Derby (G3) 3 $235,000 Wlg '17 KEENOV; $300,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEENOV
 KEESEP
07/03/20 Salow 3 c Eve Giselle Five Star Day 1M (T) GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$47,000 Msw 1 $390,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 FTKHRA
06/26/20 Locally Owned 4 c Fiftyshadesofhay Pulpit 1 1/8M CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$81,000 Alw 1 $250,000 Ylg '17 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
06/22/20 Volatile Analyst 3 c Gentle Caroline Street Sense 6F (T) AYR
AYR - AYR (Britain)
£5,400 Alw 1 $95,000 RNA Wlg '17 KEENOV; €54,000 2yo '19 TATGOR; 145,000gns RNA 2yo '19 TATJUL
 KEENOV
 TATGOR
 TATJUL
06/21/20 Painting 4 f Handpainted A.P. Indy 6F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$91,863 Whimsical S. (G3) 2  Chart
 Video
06/10/20 Ebaiyra 3 f Ebiyza (Ire) Rock of Gibraltar (Ire) 2400M (T) CHY
CHY - CHANTILLY (France)
€56,000 Prix de Royaumont (G3) 1
05/30/20 Tomlin 4 f Belle of Perintown Dehere 5F (T) GG
GG - Golden Gate Fields (United States)
$75,000 Camilla Urso S. 1 $200,000 Ylg '17 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
05/23/20 Well Connected 3 c Bev's Summer Song Birdstone 6 1/2F GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$45,000 Msw 1 $80,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
05/09/20 Foolish Humor 3 f Foolish Cause Giant's Causeway 5F (T) GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$55,000 Alw 1 $200,000 Ylg '18 FTKJUL  Chart
 Video
 FTKJUL
 FTKNOV
04/30/20 Cherokee Maiden 3 f Folklore Tiznow 1 1/16M OP
OP - Oaklawn Park (United States)
$60,000 Msw 1 $410,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 KEENOV
03/29/20 Urban Fairytale 3 f Fairytale Ending (Ire) Galileo (Ire) 1M (T) GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$50,000 Msw 1 $250,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
03/21/20 Foolish Humor 3 f Foolish Cause Giant's Causeway 5F (T) GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$75,000 Melody of Colors S. 3 $200,000 Ylg '18 FTKJUL  Chart
 Video
 FTKJUL
 FTKNOV
03/01/20 Tomlin 4 f Belle of Perintown Dehere 6F (AW) GG
GG - Golden Gate Fields (United States)
$33,000 Alw 1 $200,000 Ylg '17 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
02/29/20 Shocking Fast 4 f Amour d'Ete Tiznow 6F OP
OP - Oaklawn Park (United States)
$87,000 Msw 1  Chart
 Video
02/25/20 Race Driver 3 c Driven Forestry 5 1/2F (T) FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$41,000 AOC 1 $245,000 RNA 2yo '19 OBSMAR; $290,000 2yo '19 OBSOPN  Chart
 Video
 OBSMAR
 OBSOPN
02/21/20 Tickle 3 f Might Arch 6 1/2F (AW) TP
TP - Turfway Park (United States)
$46,000 Msw 1  Chart
 Video
01/15/20 Money Trend 5 h Trend Line (Ire) Holy Roman Emperor (Ire) 1 1/16M HOU
HOU - Sam Houston (United States)
$37,000 Alw 1 $32,000 Wlg '15 KEENOV; $4,000 2yo '17 OBSMAR  Chart
 KEENOV
 OBSMAR
01/14/20 Holywood Humor 4 f Cloakof Vagueness El Prado (Ire) 6F MVR
MVR - Mahoning Valley Race Course (United States)
$23,500 Alw 1 $20,000 Ylg '17 FTKOCT; $5,000 2yo '18 OBSAPR  Chart
 FTKOCT
 OBSAPR
 FTKFEB
01/09/20 Botswana Taps 4 c Unacloud Unaccounted For 1M (T) FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$40,000 Msw 1 $400,000 Ylg '17 FTSAUG  Chart
 Video
 FTSAUG
12/13/19 Snaffle 2 f Gilded Gold Gilded Time 6F (AW) TP
TP - Turfway Park (United States)
$46,000 Msw 1 $105,000 Ylg '18 FTKFEB; $160,000 RNA Ylg '18 KEESEP; $160,000 RNA 2yo '19 FTFMAR  Chart
 Video
 FTKFEB
 KEESEP
 FTFMAR
12/11/19 Gemonteer 4 h Letters in Silver Silver Hawk 7 1/2F (T) GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$50,000 AOC 1 $11,000 Ylg '16 FTKOCT  Chart
 Video
 FTKOCT
12/09/19 I'mnotshyi'llbuy 4 m Dontbeshy I'll Buy Cherokee Run 6F MVR
MVR - Mahoning Valley Race Course (United States)
$25,000 AOC 1 $145,000 RNA Ylg '16 KEESEP; $45,000 3yo '18 FTKHRA  Chart
 KEESEP
 FTKHRA
 KEEJAN
 KEENOV
12/08/19 Our Circle of Love 4 m Edit Unbridled's Song 6F AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$100,000 Garland of Roses S. 2 $380,000 Ylg '16 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
11/27/19 Secular Nation 4 h Adrina A.P. Indy 6F ZIA
ZIA - Zia Park (United States)
$100,000 Zia Park Sprint S. 2 $50,000 Ylg '16 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
11/24/19 Painting 3 f Handpainted A.P. Indy 7F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$131,563 Bessarabian S. (G2) 2  Chart
 Video
11/24/19 Shandling 3 c Salty Romance Salt Lake 5F (T) DMR
DMR - Del Mar (United States)
$52,000 Msw 1 $150,000 2yo '18 FTFMAR  Chart
 Video
 FTFMAR
11/23/19 Race Driver 2 c Driven Forestry 1 1/16M CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$95,000 Msw 1 $245,000 RNA 2yo '19 OBSMAR; $290,000 2yo '19 OBSOPN  Chart
 Video
 OBSMAR
 OBSOPN
11/14/19 Complex Analysis 3 f Tabarin El Prado (Ire) 6 1/2F RP
RP - Remington Park (United States)
$33,000 Msw 1 $335,000 Ylg '17 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 KEENOV
11/07/19 Like You 2 c Consecrate Pulpit 6F GPW
GPW - Gulfstream Park West (United States)
$34,000 MCL ($50,000) 1 $35,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP; $36,000 2yo '19 OBSMAR  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 OBSMAR