Monday Night Football

I am a man comprised of many parts. Certainly among them: sports fan. Yes, the big three--basketball, football, baseball--but also soccer, hockey, and, of course, horse racing. I've attended a Summer Olympics, where I witnessed amazing track and field, swimming, and boxing. I also saw two sports for the first (and last) time--judo and team handball. My father, before the interstate was even finished, would drive my siblings and I to Crosley Field in Cincinnati to watch our beloved Reds. As a youngster he took us to Kentucky football and...