TDN Stallions' Top Runners

Progeny PPs include the races contained in the TDN, plus selected additional maiden winners from around the U.S. and Europe.


Report for: Distorted Humor

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig
Date Name Age Sex Dam Dam Sire Distance Track Purse Race Gr. Finish Sales Click for
10/09/21 Volatile Analyst 4 c Gentle Caroline Street Sense 6F (T) YOR
YOR - YORK (Britain)
£100,000 Hcp 1 $95,000 RNA Wlg '17 KEENOV; €54,000 2yo '19 TATGOR; 145,000gns RNA 2yo '19 TATJUL
 KEENOV
 TATGOR
 TATJUL
10/02/21 You're to Blame 7 h Bon Jovi Girl Malibu Moon 1 1/16M BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$94,000 AOC ($80,000) 1 $400,000 Ylg '15 KEESEP; $440,000 3yo '17 KEENOV  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 KEENOV
09/29/21 Joe Frazier 3 c Third Dawn Sky Mesa 6F IND
IND - Indiana Downs (United States)
$44,000 Alw 1  Chart
09/29/21 Santin 3 c Sentiero Italia Medaglia d'Oro 1M (T) IND
IND - Indiana Downs (United States)
$34,000 Msw 1  Chart
09/24/21 Judge Davis 2 c Mylitta Sky Mesa 1 1/16M BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$90,000 Msw 1 $280,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL  Chart
 Video
 FTKSEL
09/19/21 Laughing Boy 3 c Applauding Congrats 1 1/16M CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$120,000 Msw 1 $400,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
09/18/21 Locally Owned 5 c Fiftyshadesofhay Pulpit 1 5/8M BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$300,000 Grand Prix American Jockey Club Invitational S. 1 $250,000 Ylg '17 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
09/17/21 Momos
'TDN Rising Star'
3 c Inspeight of Us Speightstown 6F (T) BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$100,000 Allied Forces S. 2 $75,000 Ylg '19 OBSWIN; $180,000 2yo '20 OBSMAR  Chart
 Video
 OBSWIN
 OBSMAR
09/06/21 Kevin's Folly 2 c Santa Vindi Vindication 7F SAR
SAR - Saratoga (United States)
$300,000 Hopeful S. (G1) 3 $80,000 Ylg '20 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
09/01/21 Urban Fairytale 4 f Fairytale Ending (Ire) Galileo (Ire) 1 1/16M (T) CNL
CNL - Colonial Downs (United States)
$100,000 Brookmeade S. 1 $250,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
08/31/21 Race Driver 4 c Driven Forestry 6F (AW) PID
PID - Presque Isle Downs (United States)
$34,680 AOC ($35,000) 1 $245,000 RNA 2yo '19 OBSMAR; $290,000 2yo '19 OBSOPN; $15,000 4yo '21 FTKHRA  Chart
 Video
 OBSMAR
 OBSOPN
 FTKHRA
08/29/21 Joe Frazier 3 c Third Dawn Sky Mesa 7F ELP
ELP - Ellis Park (United States)
$52,000 AOC ($50,000) 1  Chart
08/28/21 She's Got Moves 5 m Dance Again Awesome Again 6F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$47,808 OCL )$40000) 1  Chart
 Video
08/25/21 Ry's the Guy 5 c Sleepytime (Ire) Royal Academy 1 5/8M (T) SAR
SAR - Saratoga (United States)
$120,000 John's Call S. 2 $90,000 Ylg '17 FTKTUR  Chart
 Video
 FTKTUR
08/22/21 A Rose for Raven 3 c Goldstryke Glory Second in Command 7 1/2F (T) CBY
CBY - Canterbury Park (United States)
$31,000 Alw 1 $75,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP; $90,000 3yo '21 OBSWIN  Chart
 KEESEP
 OBSWIN
08/22/21 Leading West 4 g Liszy's Union Dixie Union 7F SAR
SAR - Saratoga (United States)
$50,000 MCL ($40,000) 1 $90,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
08/18/21 Clear Humor 3 g Clear Pasaj Smoke Glacken 6F SAR
SAR - Saratoga (United States)
$50,000 S MCL ($40,000) 1 $235,000 Ylg '19 SARAUG  Chart
 Video
 SARAUG
08/17/21 Midnight Vigilance 2 f Miss Vigilance War Pass 5 1/2F FL
FL - Finger Lakes (United States)
$32,100 Msw 1  Chart
08/15/21 Five Star General 5 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1M EMD
EMD - Emerald Downs (United States)
$100,000 Longacres Mile H. (G3) 3 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA  Chart
 KEESEP
 FTKHRA
08/13/21 Distorted Diva 2 f Baby Bea Scattin Scat Daddy 1M (T) DMR
DMR - Del Mar (United States)
$70,000 S Msw 1 $47,000 RNA Ylg '20 FTCAYR  Chart
 Video
 FTCAYR
08/03/21 A Rose for Raven 3 c Goldstryke Glory Second in Command 1M 70Y (T) CBY
CBY - Canterbury Park (United States)
$30,000 Msw 1 $75,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP; $90,000 3yo '21 OBSWIN  Chart
 KEESEP
 OBSWIN
07/31/21 Kevin's Folly 2 c Santa Vindi Vindication 5 1/2F SAR
SAR - Saratoga (United States)
$100,000 Msw 1 $80,000 Ylg '20 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
07/25/21 You're to Blame 7 h Bon Jovi Girl Malibu Moon 1 1/8M SAR
SAR - Saratoga (United States)
$105,000 AOC ($80,000) 1 $400,000 Ylg '15 KEESEP; $440,000 3yo '17 KEENOV  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 KEENOV
07/19/21 Urban Fairytale 4 f Fairytale Ending (Ire) Galileo (Ire) 1M (T) CNL
CNL - Colonial Downs (United States)
$100,000 Nellie Mae Cox S. 3 $250,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
07/13/21 Five Star General 5 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1 1/16M HST
HST - Hastings Park (Canada)
$24,090 Alw 1 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 FTKHRA
07/12/21 Silver Banshee 3 f Thedevil Wearsnada Uncle Mo 6F FL
FL - Finger Lakes (United States)
$32,100 Msw 1 $122,000 RNA 2yo '20 EASMAY  Chart
 EASMAY
07/11/21 Momos
'TDN Rising Star'
3 c Inspeight of Us Speightstown 5 1/2F (T) MTH
MTH - Monmouth Park (United States)
$76,500 My Frenchman S. 2 $75,000 Ylg '19 OBSWIN; $180,000 2yo '20 OBSMAR  Chart
 Video
 OBSWIN
 OBSMAR
07/07/21 Soothsay 3 f Spellbound Bernardini 1 1/16M IND
IND - Indiana Downs (United States)
$200,000 Indiana Oaks (G3) 1  Chart
07/04/21 Ebaiyra 4 f Ebiyza (Ire) Rock of Gibraltar (Ire) 2400M (T) STC
STC - Saint-Cloud (France)
€400,000 Grand Prix de Saint-Cloud (G1) 2
06/23/21 Urban Fairytale 4 f Fairytale Ending (Ire) Galileo (Ire) 1M (T) CBY
CBY - Canterbury Park (United States)
$100,000 Lady Canterbury S. 3 $250,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
06/21/21 Rockpaperscissors 3 f Rockcide Personal Flag 1 1/16M IND
IND - Indiana Downs (United States)
$32,500 Alw 1 $125,000 RNA Ylg '19 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
06/20/21 Just Distorted 3 f Smart Indeed Smart Strike 6F SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$61,000 Msw 1 $400,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
05/31/21 Corrado 3 c Film Charm Langfuhr 1 1/16M PIM
PIM - Pimlico (United States)
$44,120 Msw 1  Chart
 Video
05/31/21 Miner's Gem 3 f Gemstone Gemologist 1 1/16M PIM
PIM - Pimlico (United States)
$42,120 Msw 1  Chart
 Video
05/31/21 Momos
'TDN Rising Star'
3 c Inspeight of Us Speightstown 6F MTH
MTH - Monmouth Park (United States)
$50,000 Alw 1 $75,000 Ylg '19 OBSWIN; $180,000 2yo '20 OBSMAR  Chart
 Video
 OBSWIN
 OBSMAR
05/31/21 Win With Pride 7 g Love and Pride A.P. Indy 6F MTH
MTH - Monmouth Park (United States)
$50,000 AOC ($16,000) 1 $450,000 Ylg '15 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
05/30/21 Seascape 3 f Harbor Mist Rockport Harbor 6 1/2F CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$41,800 MCL ($50,000) 1 $70,000 RNA Ylg '19 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
05/30/21 Soothsay 3 f Spellbound Bernardini 1 1/16M SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$200,000 Summertime Oaks (G2) 2  Chart
 Video
05/28/21 Gershwin 3 c Music Note A.P. Indy 1M PEN
PEN - Penn National (United States)
$300,000 Penn Mile S. (G3) 1  Chart
 Video
05/26/21 Ebaiyra 4 f Ebiyza (Ire) Rock of Gibraltar (Ire) 2100M (T) STC
STC - Saint-Cloud (France)
€130,000 Prix Corrida (G2) 1
05/17/21 Five Star General 5 c Party of Interest Bernardini 6 1/2F HST
HST - Hastings Park (Canada)
$24,771 Alw 1 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 FTKHRA
05/16/21 Cosmo 4 c Sky Glow Grand Slam 1M (T) GG
GG - Golden Gate Fields (United States)
$30,000 Msw 1 $235,000 Wlg '17 KEENOV; $300,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEENOV
 KEESEP
05/08/21 The Best Distance 3 c Voyelle Broken Vow 7 1/2F (T) GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$47,000 Msw 1 $21,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
05/06/21 Too Early 4 c Morning Gallop Victory Gallop 1 1/8M BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$80,000 S Alw 1 $72,000 RNA Ylg '18 SARAUG  Chart
 Video
 SARAUG
05/02/21 Ebaiyra 4 f Ebiyza (Ire) Rock of Gibraltar (Ire) 2000M (T) LCH
LCH - LONGCHAMP (France)
€80,000 Prix Allez France Longines (G3) 1
04/30/21 Distorted Verve 3 f Verve Unbridled 1M CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$115,000 Msw 1  Chart
 Video
04/30/21 Locally Owned 5 c Fiftyshadesofhay Pulpit 1 1/16M BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$94,000 AOC ($80,000) 1 $250,000 Ylg '17 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
04/27/21 Ry's the Guy 5 c Sleepytime (Ire) Royal Academy 1 1/2M CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$130,000 Isaac Murphy Marathon Overnight S. Presented by Thoroughbred Aftercare Alliance 2 $90,000 Ylg '17 FTKTUR  Chart
 Video
 FTKTUR
04/21/21 Job Security 5 c Serenading A.P. Indy 1 5/8M KEE
KEE - Keeneland (United States)
$81,000 Alw 1 $700,000 Ylg '17 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
04/06/21 Kind Humor 3 f Kind Words A.P. Indy 1M PRX
PRX - Parx Racing (United States)
$40,000 Msw 1 $16,000 Ylg '19 EASOCT  Chart
 Video
 EASOCT
04/03/21 Joe Frazier 3 c Third Dawn Sky Mesa 7F KEE
KEE - Keeneland (United States)
$81,000 AOC 1  Chart
 Video
04/03/21 Soothsay 3 f Spellbound Bernardini 1 1/16M SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$400,000 Santa Anita Oaks (G2) 1  Chart
 Video
03/06/21 Senor Jobim 7 h Forest Music Unbridled's Song 6F FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$56,000 AOC 1 $1,525,000 Ylg '15 KEESEP; $37,000 3yo '17 KEENOV; $28,000 4yo '18 KEENOV  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 KEENOV
 KEENOV
03/05/21 Rye Humor 5 c Diamonds for Lil Summer Squall 7F CT
CT - Charles Town (United States)
$27,000 Msw 1 $240,000 Ylg '17 FTSAUG; $215,000 2yo '18 EASMAY; $60,000 4yo '20 KEENOV  Chart
 Video
 FTSAUG
 EASMAY
 KEENOV
03/04/21 Office Party 3 f Room Service More Than Ready 1 1/16M (T) FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$51,000 Msw 1  Chart
 Video
02/26/21 Soothsay 3 f Spellbound Bernardini 6F SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$61,000 Msw 1  Chart
 Video
02/26/21 The Glenmore 3 f Above It Holy Bull 1M AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$43,000 S MCL ($40,000) 1 $85,000 Ylg '19 SARAUG  Chart
 Video
 SARAUG
02/07/21 Gravity's Rainbow 3 f Lady of Gold Medaglia d'Oro 6 1/2F LRL
LRL - Laurel (United States)
$52,160 Msw 1  Chart
 Video
02/06/21 Gershwin 3 c Music Note A.P. Indy 5 1/2F FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$50,000 Msw 1  Chart
 Video
01/04/21 Secular Nation 6 h Adrina A.P. Indy 5F DED
DED - Delta Downs (United States)
$60,000 Sam's Town S. 2 $50,000 Ylg '16 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
01/02/21 Foolery 3 f Firefly Tapit 1 1/8M (AW) TP
TP - Turfway Park (United States)
$32,000 Msw 1 $70,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
12/26/20 Distorted Limits 2 c Off Limits Include 7F TAM
TAM - Tampa Bay Downs (United States)
$27,500 Msw 1 $400,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
12/26/20 Highly Distorted 5 h Hightap Tapit 6 1/2F (T) SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$63,000 Alw 1 $150,000 Ylg '16 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
12/05/20 High Noon Rider 8 h Modesty Blaise A.P. Indy 1 1/16M (T) GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$95,000 Claiming Crown Emerald S. (NBT) 1 $400,000 Ylg '13 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
12/05/20 Varda 2 m She'll Be Right Sky Mesa 1 1/16M LRC
LRC - Los Alamitos (United States)
$300,000 Starlet S. (G1) 1 $100,000 Ylg '19 SARAUG; $700,000 2yo '20 OBSAPR  Chart
 Video
 SARAUG
 OBSAPR
11/11/20 Locally Owned 4 c Fiftyshadesofhay Pulpit 1 1/16M CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$89,000 AOC 1 $250,000 Ylg '17 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
11/07/20 Via Egnatia 6 h Honest Lady Seattle Slew 1M (T) DMR
DMR - Del Mar (United States)
$59,000 AOC ($40,000) 1 $45,000 4yo '18 KEENOV  Chart
 Video
 KEENOV
10/24/20 Joe Frazier 2 c Third Dawn Sky Mesa 6F KEE
KEE - Keeneland (United States)
$42,000 MCL ($150,000) 1  Chart
 Video
10/23/20 Painting 4 f Handpainted A.P. Indy 6 1/2F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$76,115 Sweet Briar Too S. 3  Chart
 Video
10/17/20 Comic 4 f Miss Super Quick Rock Hard Ten 6F RP
RP - Remington Park (United States)
$29,000 Msw 1  Chart
 Video
10/11/20 Momos
'TDN Rising Star'
2 c Inspeight of Us Speightstown 6F (T) BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$100,000 Futurity S. (G3) 3 $75,000 Ylg '19 OBSWIN; $180,000 2yo '20 OBSMAR  Chart
 Video
 OBSWIN
 OBSMAR
10/11/20 Tacoflavoredkisses 2 c Sweetpollypurebrd Parading 1M (AW) GG
GG - Golden Gate Fields (United States)
$31,000 AOC 1 $33,000 Wlg '18 FTKNOV; $75,000 RNA 2yo '20 WANNOV  Chart
 Video
 FTKNOV
 WANNOV
10/06/20 Kendalin 3 f Inclined to Dream Aptitude 1M TDN
TDN - Thistledown (United States)
$20,000 Msw 1 $130,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
10/05/20 Well Connected 3 c Bev's Summer Song Birdstone 6F IND
IND - Indiana Downs (United States)
$32,500 Alw 1 $80,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
10/03/20 Ebaiyra 3 f Ebiyza (Ire) Rock of Gibraltar (Ire) 2800M (T) LCH
LCH - LONGCHAMP (France)
€202,398 Qatar Prix de Royallieu (G1) 3
10/01/20 Five Star General 4 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1 1/16M HST
HST - Hastings Park (Canada)
$37,529 S. W. Randall Plate S. 3 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
 FTKHRA
09/26/20 Painting 4 f Handpainted A.P. Indy 6F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$93,370 Ontario Fashion S. (G3) 1  Chart
 Video
09/26/20 Varda 2 m She'll Be Right Sky Mesa 1 1/16M SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$200,000 Chandelier S. (G2) 2 $100,000 Ylg '19 SARAUG; $700,000 2yo '20 OBSAPR  Chart
 Video
 SARAUG
 OBSAPR
09/24/20 Distorted Moon 3 c Remarkable Moon Lemon Drop Kid 1 1/16M CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$75,000 Msw 1 $185,000 Ylg '18 KEESEP  Chart
 Video
 KEESEP
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